
Photographs by Cheryl Boatman from this weekend’s Games event at our gym. Check them out!
Warm Up
1) Your choice – 4 min activity
2) Shoulder Seq. +
PVC Cuban Press x 10
PVC Side Bends x 5/5
T-Pushups x 5/5
Inchworms x 5
Mobility
4 Position Prone Scorpions
Supine Scorpion Stretch
Locust Pose
WOD
3 rounds, alt. with a partner:
Bench press x 15 135/85lb
Row 500m
rest and spot your partner while he/she goes
+ (rest as needed b/t workouts)
3 rounds, every man/woman for themselves:
Pullups x 10
Situps x 10
Burpees x 10
For this Who’s Who we have Cory!

How were you introduced to Crossfit?
I moved to Portland about two years ago for work and family after 12 glorious years in Denver and immediately hated it. The weather: crap. The people: unfriendly. My new boss: a douche. My man-boobs: exploding.
I had a friend from Denver who moved to Chicago around the same time I moved to Portland and had joined a CrossFit affiliate there. I was blown away how happy and healthy he seemed and how unhappy, lonely, and unhealthy I felt, especially after seeing all these great posts and pictures on FaceBook of the crazy stuff they were doing inside the gym and all the fun they had outside the gym. I was motivated to action when I asked him if he had any contacts in the CrossFit world in Portland and someone from his affiliate knew Xia Xi somehow. Seeing it as a sign, I did the introductory class led by Xia Xi and then barfed immediately afterwards. I then did On-Ramp with some amazing people (we just had our one-year Reunion) and barfed throughout that. I’ve been doing CrossFit now for over a year and still barf (or do a WOD “prescribed” as I like to call it) on a regular basis. I don’t know why I do, but I’d like to think that CrossFit Portland keeps me around to help everyone feel better about themselves; “That was a tough WOD, but I at least I’m not like that loser outside barfing…”
Favorite WOD/lift:
WOD- I enjoy every WOD, as long as there is good music and great people to workout with. Lucky for me, that fits the 6:30am crew perfectly. I will say that I hate Burpees and Broad Jump Burpees with a passion… The only WOD I’ve ever turned around and went back home for was the 100 Burpees for time.
Lift- The Clean and Jerk. The first time I did this was at last year’s Hawthorne Hustle and I instantly loved it. My technique wasn’t that great, but I thought it was super cool. I’ve gotten some giant gains in this by altering my technique and hope we see more WODs soon with this elegant lift included.

I have always wanted to:
Yell “You can’t fire me, because I quit!” to an employer; tell girls who wear those Ugg boots and giant bug sunglasses how ridiculous they look; knock someone out with one punch; commandeer someone’s vehicle during a Citizen’s Arrest; be a contestant on Jeopardy and then blow it all on a wrong Double Jeopardy question; help someone to learn the hard way that I’m a Shodan in Jujitsu (something about the visual of ripping someone’s arm off and then beating them over the head with it makes me LOL); and, make a million dollars so that I could quit my job and teach Leadership at a local high school for a salary of $1 a year and give the rest of my salary to the rest of the faculty for doing an amazing job with our youth.
1 word people use to describe me:
I suppose if other people had to pick one word, they’d probably go with “funny” but only because “no filter” is actually two words… However, if I had to pick one word, I’d probably go with “girth.”

Outside of the gym I like to:
Tell everyone how much I don’t like Portland; purchase inappropriate t-shirts and then host Offensive T-Shirt parties as an excuse to show them off; facilitate and do some leadership consulting for various companies and organizations; play with my kids; travel; and fly fish.
Something nobody knows about me or would be surprised to know about me:
I am disgusted by feet. Needless to say, I am not a fan of people at CFPDX wearing those fugly Five-Fingered Toe shoes. Yuck…
Favorite physical activity outside of Crossfit:
I love to fly-fish but haven’t done too much since moving out to Portland. If you need someone to go with you (or want to learn), let me know!
I also enjoy fun races (e.g. Muddy Buddy, Dirty Birdy, and Warrior Dash) that place an emphasis on having fun and not on breaking any land speed records.

Favorite place to eat in Portland:
We were introduced to Pause after reading it on several others’ Who’s Who, and I have to say it definitely tops the list. Another option that’s hard to beat is Panda Express. I like a double order of the Black Pepper Chicken with some steamed veggies instead of noodles. It’s a relatively Paleo-friendly meal. I then like to drown it all down with a medium Dr Pepper, because I don’t want people to accuse me of jumping on the Paleo bandwagon.
It’s too bad this question wasn’t Favorite Place You Want to Go for Food in Portland, because I would have to go with Madoc’s house. I would either be treated to a clinic in gastronomy, or else discover he puts on a massive charade as a gourmet cook while secretly eating Grilled Cheese and Spam sandwiches every night…
Song that gets me pumped up for a workout:
Papercut, Faint, and What I’ve Done by Linkin Park are always cued up, although the rendition of 99 Problems by Jay-Z and Linkin Park is epic…
When I really need a great song to help get me pumped on the way to a 6:30am class, I love to blast Is There A Ghost by Band of Horses. I dare you to listen to it and not crank up the volume to “11” at the 0:57 mark…
I get annoyed with people who say they don’t like to listen to music during a WOD.
Proudest accomplishment:
I’m at a pretty good place in my personal and professional lives where I have a lot to choose from: putting myself through college; getting an MBA; fulfilling a life-long dream and owning a log cabin in Montana; marrying my college sweetheart; running a marathon; getting my black belt in Kempo Jujitsu; being an awesome daddy; and having a very successful career in sales despite having no actual marketable skills or talents.
Those are all good choices, but in the end I’m gonna go with teaching both my twins to laugh after they fart, because it reminds me that you’re never too old to be silly and you’re only young once, so you better enjoy it while it lasts!